Friday, October 10, 2008

Are Tums a Food Group?


I am seriously wondering this today. Well, do you think I can convince my Dr. that a handful of Tums equals a balanced meal?

I eat anything - Tums. I lay down - Tums. I sit up - Tums. I pee - Tums. Now, don't ask me how those last things are connected, but it is the truth! 

Well, at least I know I am getting lots of calcium!

4 comments:

Melinda said...

Sounds lovely...but as you said, at least you're getting a lot of calcium!

Cori Carpenter said...

Love your new background ;)
This sounds like my situation, I kept Tums in my purse, the car, at home...petty much everywhere I went! Nothing wrong with some extra calcium!

Felicia H. said...

I love tums I wish they were candy.

Welcome back Carter's said...

It's like chewing chalk-those dang tums :) Saw you at church today! You looked great.