My aunt sent me this email. I thought some of them were really funny, so I am sharing my favorites with you. Scroll down if you missed my last posts from yesterday and today. It looks like I am running two a day. Try and keep up. :)
Why boys need parents...
You find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
You find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to flood a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
3.) A 3-year old boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
4.) A ceiling fan's motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape latched to a suspended dog leash.
5.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
6.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
7.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old boy.
8.) Marbles in gas tanks make a lot of noise when driving.
9.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not
like ovens.
10.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
**Anyone have stories like this to tell?**
3 comments:
These are so true - I'll have to see if I can think up some I experienced with my three boys.
These are so true - I'll have to see if I can think up some I experienced with my three boys.
No stories yet... I am sure they will be coming though. Although, he does like crawing around my feet while I am washing dishes and biting at my toes! It tickles!
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